Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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