no, he came in my armpit
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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