this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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