Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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