They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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