I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Come on in and take your pants off
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