If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
we should paint friendship bongs
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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