My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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