Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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