It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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