I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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