Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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