There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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