her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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