Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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