just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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