Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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