I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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