Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You can make out without kissing
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