Me. At least after what I've been through.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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