Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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