Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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