It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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