I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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