I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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