my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
How external is "for external use only"?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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