Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
