we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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