my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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