the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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