What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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