Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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