you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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