is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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