Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am mentally ready for anal.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize