we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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