i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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