So drunk its hurt
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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