Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
