I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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