Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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