when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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