is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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