Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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