I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
