you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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