When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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