Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sober January is a disaster.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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