I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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