have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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