The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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