I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i think i just lost a toe
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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