stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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