Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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