Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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